Earth on collision course with gigantic poppy
Astronomers across the world have raised the alarm over what appears to be a high probability of the Earth colliding with an unusual celestial object. NASA spokesman, Dr Sam McFlynn, said today ‘we...
View ArticleBBC to broadcast ‘no poppy’ warnings
The BBC is to warn viewers when anyone not wearing a poppy is about to appear on BBC television channels. ‘Just as we warn viewers of flash photography,’ said a BBC spokesman, ‘over the next few days...
View ArticleCameron criticised for photoshopping himself into Battle of the Somme pic
The Prime Minister has come under fire for posting pictures on his Facebook page in which he appears to be going over the top in the Battle of the Somme, leading the charge of the Light Brigade, and...
View ArticleLarge car driven by twat has oversized poppy on it
A flash looking car driven a monumental twat has an extremely large poppy sticking out of the radiator grille, it has emerged. The presence of this poppy clearly indicates that the owner of the flash...
View ArticleFashion: Our guide to the 2018 Poppy Season
Dazzled by the kaleidoscopic range of remembrance poppies available these days? Confused as to how exactly to express your views on death and armed conflict through the medium of artificial flowers?...
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